As i stand there talking at my companies monthly happy hour at the local bar. suddenly my ex-gf calls.. first time i hear from her in a month since breaking up. (i'm drunk now in case yer curious) i'm like "what the F**k do you want".. blah blah she wants me to sign a check for the apartment deposit to the apartment we lived in together for like a year. she says her parents deserve my money from my deposit because they cleaned the apartment when we moved out. i moved out early cause i couldn't stand being around her anymore. i say if her parents are that petty they want the money they can have it.. but she's not getting a dime, so i'll call'em tommorrow. she calls me back.. 'here's their cell their outta town' and don't call me back to bi*ch i'll be out oh and i don't need the money i just got a raise.
damn what a stupid low petty bit*ch! I hope so much that i can get my silver stook and drive by her one day around town with a super hottie in the passenger side.

 

B!tches, man...all b!tches.

Why do you think they call dogs "man's best friend"

Keep your money, that's my advice, as if you were asking for it...

 

Ohh this is perfect. See the previous post and my bitter attitude in the S2K drops panties thread. I too am very drunk right now and my spealing apears to be impeccable. Why do the good guys always get screwed over by these chicks? Gregs the man!!!!! Never has a man spoke truer words. I salute you Isomniak, My GF before last took me off the market for 2 years, i was really bent out a shape. But you know what. I have a S2000, I feel like a god when I drive it. I make shit loads of money, Plus I'm an allround supernice guy. If the women can't see it **** 'em, I'll grab my self a babe tommorow hit the town and remember what it's like to be a guy!!

Now I'm staring at the screen blankly , please someone take over
Mike

 

Greg: didn't ask for it,, but appreciate it! Right on! she can **bleep** for the money. hehe.

Mindcore: oh it burns.. hard to get back on track. especially when i'm not from this town and no friends around here. for some reason i feel like i should stay in dallas though. Acutally regarding the "Why do nice guys always get bitc*es thing... my cousin Lauren answered this one for me.. Nice guys attracted Bit*hs, and A-holes attract the sweet chicks" i immediately said well damn i've got nice guy syndrome. but there's not a way to get rid of it. I try to be an A-hole.. it just doesn't work. girls say "Aww.. thats cute" i say "Damn8t i'm trying to be an A-hole" they just laugh. see its in are DNA.. we're destined to get scr8wed over by women.

[This message has been edited by cthree (edited December 01, 2000).]

 

Just think of all the hotties you guys are now free to meet. Geez... a single man with a stook and a good income.

How can you fail but to have a good time?

 

Muz: i'm really hopin' that formula works. i'm lookin for nothin but play for the next year at least. i'm tired of long termers its all i've ever done.. and i've decided my judgment sucks.. so screw it. i'm to shy to every talk to the really hot ones.. so i'm hopin the stook will break the ice. how pathetic is that.

 

Hey...it's all a matter of timing. Eventually you'll meet someone worth your time, and when you do, don't let your bitterness block you from seeing this. Just my advice...whew, good thing we have an off-topic section on this board!

 

Good grief men, these posts were made on a FRIDAY NIGHT! Girls can wrench your heart from your chest, piss on it, and toss it into the trash. Internalize that even the so-called nice ones can do that--then pick up and move on! Ya'll remind me of that scene in "Say Anything" (best young-romance movie of all time) when Lloyd finds his friends sitting on the curb passing a bottle over the weekend...

Lloyd: "It's Saturday night, and you guys are sitting at a Gas-n-Sip all alone, no women in sight! Why?"

Guys (in unison): "Conscious choice, man! Conscious choice!"

12-year old member of group: "*****es, man. I gotta go!"

 

Right on George, One of my favorite movies. Now that I'm sobered up a bit, I re read my post...Man I have issues
Thanks guys, that was fun!

 

haha, damn i'm bitter when i'm drunk.