I go to my car for lunch and guess what I see. F*cken bird sh*t on my hood. WTF!
I just washed my car too. That sh*t just pisses me off.

 

piss off with your shit.

my old apt birds used to nest in the roof of the carport...one time i came back from a trip and eggs had hatched...let me tell you that's the only thing worse than birdshit!

 

Racoon shit on the hood of a car, because they got into the overhead of the garage.

 

They got it all over my soft top on Saturday.

 

a few years ago, I lived in SF. The homeless sometimes sleep in the back alley of my apartment.
Well, one morning I came to my car and the rear bumber has a mess of partially dried human diarrhea that has dripped onto the cement.
I am not sure if this is worse than racoon droppings.

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by S2020
a few years ago, I lived in SF.

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by S2020
a few years ago, I lived in SF.

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by S2020
a few years ago, I lived in SF.

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by S2020
a few years ago, I lived in SF.

 

One day I was at the beach in my new S2000. Sitting there with the top down looking very cool while the ladies strutted by. Top was down and I had my cool shades on. Along comes a flock of seagulls that decided it was a good target and they let fly. The girls just started cracking up. I was so embarassed. That's why I always carry windex and paper towels with me. At least it didn't get inside the car but it does splatter and splash when it hits a hard surface like your windsheild. My car for a shotgun at that moment. That would be fun! Wouldn't even have to get out of the car.