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Old Apr 2, 2002 | 10:23 AM
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1. Pick the number of times per week that you would like to have sex.

2. Multiply this number by 2.

3. Add 5.

4. Multiply by 50.

5. If you have already had your birthday this year, add 1752. If you haven't, add 1751.

6. Now subtract the four-digit year that you were born.

The first digit of this result is your original number -- how many times per week you would like to have sex.

The next two digits are your age.
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Old Apr 2, 2002 | 10:26 AM
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That's pretty cool....now I just need to work out how to have sex that much.
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Old Apr 2, 2002 | 10:34 AM
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awesome
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Old Apr 2, 2002 | 10:39 AM
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I am constantly amazed at how easy it is to astound people with a little algebra.

For the record, you end up with 100n + 2001 - birthyear (no birthday yet) or 100n + 2002 - birthyear (already had birthday): 100n moves the number of times two digits to the left, and 2001 - birthyear (or 2002 - birthyear) is your age.

Raptor: your explanation of the result is too restrictive. For some of us, one digit isn't enough.

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Old Apr 2, 2002 | 11:00 AM
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[QUOTE]Raptor: your explanation of the result is too restrictive. For some of us, one digit isn't enough.
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Old Apr 2, 2002 | 11:21 AM
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Originally posted by ltweintz
That's pretty cool....now I just need to work out how to have sex that much.
When you figure it out, please let me know!
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Old Apr 2, 2002 | 11:50 AM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Cubic Inch
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When you figure it out, please let me know!
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Old Apr 2, 2002 | 11:52 AM
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How'd you find this stuff?
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Old Apr 2, 2002 | 11:57 AM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Cubic Inch
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When you figure it out, please let me know!
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Old Apr 2, 2002 | 12:18 PM
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Magician-

Yeah, one digit. We figured that out at lunch.

DaRKCrow-

Having sex whilst tied up by Lisa doesn't count.
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