f@#king women drivers!!
so a few hours ago, my car was parked on the streets of san fancisco. it was late at night with lots of parking on the streets. i was standing at the trunk of my s2000 loading some stuff when a dodge durango pulls up and attempts to park in front of me. normally, i get paranoid whenever someone attempts to park near my car, but since there was lots of space in front of my car (actually enough space for 3 cars) plus i assumed the driver saw me standing at the trunk of my car, i decided to not worry about it. so i mind my own business and continue to load my trunk when all of a sudden i heard a faint thud and my car jolted a little. my initial reaction was "WTF?? this is totally unnecessary!!" i then walked to the front of my car to examine any potential damage. i noticed that there was a slight dent on my liscense plate from its impact with the durango's trailerhitch. i guess at that point i had a really pissed look on my face cuz when i looked up, i see this slightly hot chic coming out of her durango and before i even had a chance to say anything, she said "please don't bitch at me..." so we started talking. she was apologetic the whole time, and at one point i said to her "didn't you see me standing next to my car?? a normal person would be extra cautious when backing towards a car with the owner standing right next to it..." she said "yeah i saw you, but i was distracted by something." i thought to myself "obviously..." anyway, it didn't look like there was any paint damage so i told her that i'll go home take the plate apart and let her know if anything is damaged underneath. i then took down her name, phone number, and driver's liscense #, and proceded home. when i got home, i took the plate off. nothing seems to be damaged underneath except for the plate. i then try to staighten out the plate as best i can and put it back on the car. my front plate is now no longer straight. oh well...
even though i don't plan on holding her financially responsible for anything, i'm contemplating on giving her a call tomorrow anyway...maybe to ask her out.
who knows, maybe this was cupid's work and who am i to resist cupid???
even though i don't plan on holding her financially responsible for anything, i'm contemplating on giving her a call tomorrow anyway...maybe to ask her out.
who knows, maybe this was cupid's work and who am i to resist cupid???
i was sitting in my car one time just chatting with my boyfriend. This woman driver pulls up to park next to me, and BOOM! her car door slams into my car so hard it rocked the entire car with me and my boyfriend sitting in it! oh man, i was so shocked that something like this would happen with the owner still IN the car! I just sat there with my eyes like dish saucers while my boyfriend checked out my door. Yeah, she left a small dent and also her paint on my car. My boyfriend let her go with her begging for mercy but man, if my boyfriend wasn't a car technition with plenty of hook-ups, i would've blown up!
I came out of a mall one time to find an explorer with the drivers side door touching my fender. When I confronted the lady she claimed she knew it was touching my car but didn't see the problem with it. The police resolved the situation. How can people be so disrespectful?!?!
I actually love women in SUV's talking on the cell phones drinking a latte putting on makeup and swerving all over the place. It helps me face my fear of death on a regular basis
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Look at it this way. It's an opportunity to get some other stuff fixed on your car. Even a minor collision results in at least $500. If you have a ding or scratch in your door from a previous door opening Etc, now you can get it fixed! Make em pay! That's why they have insurance! Hopefully.
The old lady across the street once backed into my car (not the S2000) while I was sitting in it, with the engine running. There was a big "THUD", the car skidded forward a bit (this was an automatic), and there were nice scratches all over the rear bumper. The best part is, she apparently didn't realize that she'd hit my car, and proceeded to drive off...all the while, her husband was standing on the driveway watching all this, and he didn't seem to notice. So, I chased her ass down and told her she'd just hit my car. Of course she denied it, and when I kept accusing her, her husband got pissed, went in his garage, got a baseball bat, and came after me with it! Freakin' hilarious shit...




