A WFORACER original :

Your not blond ,18 ,or female . Your problems mean nothing to me.

 

"Why not go out on a limb? That's where the fruit is." -- I forget.

From my sig: "If opportunity doesn't knock, build yourself a door."

 

"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese" -Anonymous...to me at least.

"A nickle isn't worth a dime anymore" -Yogi Berra (He has dozens of funny quotes)

"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours." -Yogi Berra again

When told, "I think we're lost", Yogi responded, "Yeah, but we're making great time!"

 

I got this from a commercial and really stuck out on me :
1 year
28,701 goggle adjustments
7,683 practice hours
17 swim suits
1 shot at glory

(being a swimmer and all it phased me)

 

"Men who never get carried away, should be." -- Malcolm Forbes

"There is no gravity. The Earth sucks." -- Unknown (to me)

"Life is like a shit sandwich. The more bread you have the less shit you eat." -- Unknown

 

"You win some you lose some, but you mostly lose"

I just thought that up some time ago. But most likely some one said it. So I am not going to claim that it is mine.

Another is

"Experience is the name everyone gives to there mistakes" - Oscar Wilde ( one of the greatest writers of all time in my mind)

One more

"True Friends Stab you in the Front" - Thrice

This one is morbid, but how many times is it that you fall because of someone close and not someone far.

 

I saw that on the back of a wet-nap from Hooters.

Also seen: "He who laughs last, thinks slowest."

 

"When you look into the eyes of Alec Baldwin, you see all the ugliness of humanity"

Kim Jong Il puppet, Team America World Police

 

A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a danish......Chevy Chase (Caddyshack)

 

It's easy to grin / When your ship comes in / And you've got the stock market beat. / But the man worthwhile, / Is the man who can smile, / When his shorts are too tight in the seat.