A farmer walks into the bedroom carrying a sheep in his arms and says "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache." The wife, lying in bed reading a book, looks up and says "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow." The farmer replies "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."

 

hahahahah 10/10

 

heard it before but its still funny

 

saw that coming, but still funny

 

lolll

 

hahaha

 

 

I heard that before but it still made me laugh

 

Hahaha.

The best from you so far.

 

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