I'm glad my son just got me a gift card to Borders.



Maybe some guys will get the point that they look ridiculous in them, but I doubt it.

 

You're not a fan of the baggy cargo shorts?

 

i got my dad a lowes gift card because home depot screwed him over and wont bring him his fence.

 

No, I wear shorts to be cooler, wearing those things I might as well be wearing my Levis.

Now these are shorts:

 

I like the ones without the belt.

 

Well, my daughter gave me underwear to go under my shorts.

But I'm with you, the long baggy cargo pants are too much of a good thing. But I do like my shorts long enough that they don't expose my sweet cheeks - exactly the opposite of how I like gals shorts.

 

Here's The Oldman's idea of "shorts." Now I can see where he's coming from...

 

I think those long 'shorts' are one of the dumbest fashion trends ever. I see idots at the gym wearing them, and it makes them look like double amputees, especially when they wear their shirt down to their knees too.

Judging by the catalogs I get in the mail, shorts are actually getting short again. I'll be back in style any year now.

 

Here's another possibility:

(The tattoos are, I believe, optional.)

 

We went to a Father's Day annual Ferrari car show in Beverly Hills and a bunch "of metro's" wore them. I laughed at 2 of them with the aviator sunglasses and cool shirts they were sporting. If they weren't ghey they sure looked ghey. Funy thing none had a pair of breasts at their side, only another sausage .