Post your favorite T-Shirt sayings here.

I'll start, got this one for x-mas

"I'm drunk and you are still ugly"

 

My friend gots this camouflage t-shirt and in big letters in the front it says, "HA, NOW YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"

 

"The Older I Get, the Better I Was"

"All of my years of education have come down to this, would you like fries with that?"

*arrow pointing up* "THE MAN", *arrow pointing down* "THE LEGEND"

 

 

 

And I always loved the 2 great ones

1. My lugnuts require more torque than your Honda makes.

2. So let me get this straight, your Honda has 1.6 liters, while my bottle of Mountain Dew has 2???


Yes yes, I have 2 Hondas, but you have to overlook it and find the humor in it.

They are only funny with the actual illustrations.

 

"No really whats wrong with your face"

 

H&K on the front ,small logo
"When negotiations fail" on the back.
Along with a full size picture of the MP-5K

Have another same thing except for on the back it says:
"Silence is golden"
With a picture of the MP-5K and silencer sparking during a full burst.

Wore both alot during the sniper shooting last year. Got lot's of weird looks. Wife was not happy.

Wore the first shirt when I dropped off my watches at the Rolex service center in Beverly Hills a few months ago. The tech came out to give me a estimate, he was a older Vietnamese gentleman. He mentioned my shirt . I asked if he had any first hand experience with one. He winked at me. Once again wife turned bright red. Guy did a damn good job polishing my watches . Plus he showed me how to mod my HK's for great fun.

 

Classic

 

My daughter's been wearing a shirt with

"I didn't say it was your fault.

"I said I intended to blame you."

on it.