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Fla. student suspended from bus for passing gas

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Old Mar 24, 2009 | 07:45 AM
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LAKELAND, Fla. (AP) -- An eighth-grader was suspended from riding the school bus for three days after being accused of passing gas. The bus driver wrote on a misbehavior form that a 15-year-old teen passing gas on the bus Monday to make the other children laugh, creating a stench so bad that it was difficult to breathe. The bus driver handed the teen the suspension form the next day.

Polk County school officials said there's no rule against flatulence, but there are rules against causing a disturbance on the bus.

The teen said he wasn't the one passing gas.

Whether he did it or not, he might have gotten off easy. A 13-year-old student at a Stuart school was arrested in November after authorities said he broke wind in class.
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Old Mar 24, 2009 | 07:53 AM
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That is hilarious! LOL
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Old Mar 24, 2009 | 07:53 AM
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I once got thrown out of a Lakeland restaurant for eating too many "all you can eat" shrimp. WTF!
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Old Mar 24, 2009 | 09:22 AM
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He who smelt it, dealt it. Takes a real jerk to pawn that off onto a kid.

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Old Mar 24, 2009 | 09:41 AM
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damn that kid should be a hero
remember this: any jackass can piss on the floor: but it takes a hero to shit on the ceiling
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Old Mar 24, 2009 | 09:43 AM
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I would sue the school.
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Old Mar 24, 2009 | 09:52 AM
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Old Mar 24, 2009 | 11:10 AM
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Three days isn't so bad. 8D would probably get the death penalty.
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Old Mar 24, 2009 | 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted by senor_flojo,Mar 24 2009, 07:45 AM
Arrested for breaking wind in class?
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Old Mar 24, 2009 | 11:37 AM
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he shoulda lit a match and at least shot for the moon on an arson charge.
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