When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burglarized recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex watch. What they did take, however, was a generic white cardboard box filled with "a grayish-white powder." (That's the way the police report described it.) A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said that it looked similar to high grade cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big time. Later, Nathan stood in front of numerous TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars: "Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago." The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard box was there, too. About half of Gertrude's ashes remained. Scotch taped to the box was this note which said "Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day."

 

This whole story is fishey...





















He had a VCR hooked up to his plasma?

 

^^ ROFLCOPTER

 

lol damn. one hell of a story if its true hahaha

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGN9yWbqksU

 

Urban legend.

 

Partly true.

They snorted the dog.

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/cannibal/cocaine.asp

 

If you said any other state than FL I would call immediately. In this case im calling partial

 

Didn't Keith Richards snort his dad's ashes?

 

true