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Old Dec 9, 2009 | 05:00 AM
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DUNNELLON, Fla. (AP) — A 53-year-old Dunnellon woman has been arrested after alledgedly hitting a man in the head with a raw steak.

According to a Marion County Sheriff's Office report, the man told deputies that Elsie Egan repeatedly hit him with the uncooked meat and slapped his face after he refused a piece of sliced bread. The man said he wanted a bread roll.

Egan denied hitting the man with the steak but did admit to slapping him, saying she did it "so that he could learn."

The man told deputies that Egan was his live-in girlfriend. He declined medical assistance.
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Old Dec 9, 2009 | 05:42 AM
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WTF? Figures something like that would happen in Dunnellon.
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Old Dec 9, 2009 | 06:16 AM
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LOL Fail-rida!!
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Old Dec 9, 2009 | 06:21 AM
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Lol. He must have been telling her, more rare than that, I want it to moo back at me.
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Old Dec 9, 2009 | 06:59 AM
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i don't see any problem with meat-beating...
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Old Dec 9, 2009 | 08:07 AM
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Originally Posted by drewmob,Dec 9 2009, 07:59 AM
i don't see any problem with meat-beating...
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Old Dec 9, 2009 | 08:38 AM
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This is nothing. In Miami, if you piss off a Cuban woman she'll throw her chancleta (spanish for flip-flops) at you from across the room. And she will hit you you, those things are like darts.
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Old Dec 9, 2009 | 09:15 AM
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Originally Posted by dandaman2883,Dec 9 2009, 09:38 AM
This is nothing. In Miami, if you piss off a Cuban woman she'll throw her chancleta (spanish for flip-flops) at you from across the room. And she will hit you you, those things are like darts.
im cuban and live in miami and can definately attest to this.
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Old Dec 9, 2009 | 09:56 AM
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I think we should just have one Florida thread stickied with daily updates.

One of my favorite Florida hijinks was in an episode of First 48 where they caught two guys for murdering someone during a robbery. These were two drug addicts who needed some money for drugs so they came up with the bright idea of trying to mug a sleeping HOMELESS guy. He had no money so they killed him. When I need cash, the first place I look is the homeless.
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Old Dec 9, 2009 | 10:03 AM
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Originally Posted by drewmob,Dec 9 2009, 07:59 AM
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