Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.

One leaned over and said, " Life is so darn boring;

We never have any fun anymore. For $5.00, I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!"

"You're on!" said the other old lady, holding up a $ 5.00 bill.

The first fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely naked, streaked through the front door of the flower show.

Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause.

The naked lady burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd.

"What happened?" asked her waiting friend.

I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement."

 

*cricket*

 

I thought it was funny.

 

Hmmm......

 

3/10

 

 

I'll give 4 out of 10, but that's as generous as I'm feeling today.