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Old Aug 25, 2007 | 12:22 PM
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Every summer ants swarm into the house and flies. People always tell me some weird ways to fight it, but it doesn't make any sense to me.

#1 The reason for ants coming inside the building is because there are looking for water. Since it hasn't rained much here this year. So they think if you leave small lids full of water around the premise than they won't come in.

-my thought is that even though it doesn't rain, we have freaking irrigation. my sprinklers come on twice a day, who needs rain. . I don't know I guess it's worth a try.

#2 someone recommended me to tie a zip lock bad full of water on the entrances into the building. The fly's will see their reflection and turn around. hmmmmmmm??? IDK.

do you guys know of any good solutions/myths?
Old Aug 25, 2007 | 01:37 PM
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Place a scanky stinky chick just outside the door...make sure she has that funky crouch smell working. Place her upside down with the legs open slightly with full crouch exsposer...also if you smear some crunchy peanut butter around the inner thighs of said skank this will also assist with the attraction of flies and other pests....

Caution:This set up will also attract certain middle eastern men and boys and make their turbans go crazy!
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