Texas firm invents orgasm machine for women

 

My wife says the orgams machine for woman was invented 36 years ago on my birthday. Well, at least that's what SHE says.

 

"it was invented by accident when one of the four co-inventors, who are being kept anonymous, was trying to develop an electrical foot massager.
Using his girlfriend as a test subject, the prototype didn't do so much for her feet, but it did stimulate her sexually."

 

That reminds me of the guy sitting next to a woman on an airplane. She keeps sneezing and immediately a deep sigh. He asks her what the problem is. She says she has some strange thing that makes her sneeze and have an orgasm right after it. He asks her "what are you taking for it"? "Pepper" she says.