Lately the wife tells me I'm only in it for the big finish - not enough attention to details.

So I come home from work early. Pour her a glass of wine. Rub her shoulders, ask if she wants to hot tub. Afterwards, I cook her a wonderful dinner...

An hour later I'm paying SOOOO much attention I should get an award. Hitting every spot, every inch with loving tenderness. Every crack, every crevice, every curve - nothing escapes my undivided affection. My hands and fingers feeling, probing areas I can't even see. All sorts of lotions - exotic ingredients I can hardly pronounce! And finally, when we are finished, I gently put the covers over her for the long night.

Then I crack a beer, scratch my crotch, and wonder what time my wife will get home from being out with the girls...

She really should have seen how great the 2000 looks before I covered it for the winter... oh well

 

LOL Nice, I think you forget to mention what LOTION you have used on her..!! a Zaino?

 

LOL good one

 

No Zaino - haven't had the time or inclination to order yet - mostly Meguier's products - and lots of elbow grease. Car looks awesome. Zaino seems like the popular choice - although a bit complex...

Love the smell of the tire stuff - although it has silicone in it? Is that bad?

 

LOL!

 

LOL

as long as your not sleeping in the garage

 

LOL

 

.........Excellent!!!

My wife has whined many times in the last five weeks " You love that damn car more than you love me"


And her point

 

LOL... Well I read through your post, thinking '$hit what IS he doing wrong,?.... this guy is a love god!!!'

Funny post.

 

You need a vibrator.