I thought this was pretty funny..... not sure how this counts as a "fortune", but it was funny anyway....


"if you think nobody cares if you are alive, try missing a couple of car payments"

 

 

The best ones I've gotten (I save the good ones)

"A surprise treat awaits you"

"You will be in the best position"

"Yes. Do it with confidence"

"Be moederate where pleasure is concerned, avoid fatigue"

"Your place in life is in the drivers seat"

 

did those all come from the sex fortune cookie store?? Do they have Sexual Fortune Cookies...

 

There was a place in SF chinatown a long time ago that used to have pr0n in their fortune cookies.

 

I need some of those.

 

I got a series of numbers one time and played them in the lottery for a week. Won $50.

 

Most fortune cookies can already be "sexual". Just add the words "in bed" to the end of them.

"A surprise treat awaits you... In bed."

"You will be in the best position... In bed."

"Yes. Do it with confidence... In bed."

Etc., etc.

 

How funny! I just had a fortune cookie last night @ 3 AM in Chinatown. Didn't read the paper strip though.

 

those things scare me... coz sometime they're hella true.