were sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Provence. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and, since it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was a kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Brit were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Frenchman had his hand against his face as if he had been slapped there. The Frenchman thought: "The Brit must have kissed Claudia Schiffer and she missed him and slapped me instead." Claudia Schiffer was thinking: "The French guy must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Brit and got slapped for it." And the Brit was thinking: "This is great. The next time the train goes through a tunnel again, I'll make another kissing noise and slap that French bastard again."

 

 

lololol. Good laugh to start the day.

 

i laughed.

 

 

Smack the french like the US swimming team!

 

Why would Claudia Schiffer be on a train?

 

 

I'd bang Schiffer.