George Bush had a heart attack and died. He went to hell where the devil was

waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do here," said the devil. "You're on my list but I have no room
for you. But you definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've
got three people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but
you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."

George thought that sounded pretty good so he agreed.

The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water.
He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and over. Such was
his fate in hell.

"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could
do that all day long."

The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a
room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.

"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I
could do was break rocks all day!" commented George.

The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying naked on the floor
with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent
over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing....well what Monica does best.

George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can
handle this."

The devil smiled and said, "Monica, you're free to go!"

 

ROFLOL

 

but.. why did Bill get pleasure if he's in hell too?

 

I wouldn't consider Monica pleasure

 

close your eyes. close your eyes.

 

 

ha ha ha ha ha