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Old Jan 10, 2009 | 01:20 PM
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I just got back from lunch with the g/f and some friends at a chinese place. We were talking about some of the funny fortune cookies that are on the net (time to make circles with mints, etc) and were finding it funny how rare it is to get really bizzare ones.

Then we opened our fortune cookies:


The top one was the best that a buddy of mine got.
The g/f's is the middle one
Mine is the bottom.
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Old Jan 10, 2009 | 01:36 PM
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i dont know what i did with it but my best one would had to have been "don't smell the inside of a hat"
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Old Jan 10, 2009 | 01:46 PM
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"Man who masturbates into cash register will soon come into money."
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Originally Posted by GPMike' date='Jan 10 2009, 05:46 PM
"Man who masturbates into cash register will soon come into money."
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Old Jan 10, 2009 | 03:27 PM
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that is so wrong but so awesome
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"Be careful! Straight trees often have crooked roots."
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Old Jan 10, 2009 | 09:09 PM
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Man who farts in church sits in pew.
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When things go wrong, don't go with them
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One of my good friends got one that said, "Ask your mom."

Srsly.
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I have about 25-30 of them stapled to my cubicle.

the best? "next time order the shrimp"

I'll take a photo of them
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