Funny Joke
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Funny Joke
I heard this yesterday while golfing, thought I would share it:
There are these four guys that have been playing golf together for 15 years. They play every Saturday Morning at the same golf course at 7am. The Head Pro at the course loves them because they can always play their round in under 3 hours.
One day one of the 4 guys calls the pro shop right before the groups tee time and says "I can't make it today, I was in a car accident and someone was hurt" The Pro says "ok, thats fine, i'll just put someone else with your group."
So when the other 3 men learn of the accident they ask the Pro who they will be paired with. The Pro informs them they will be playing with a woman. All the guys moan and groan and the Pro responds "it's ok she's a pretty good player, she'll keep up" Now these guys had no problem with woman playing golf but they just thought that she would slow them down. Much to the 3 guys surprise she tees off with them from the blue tees.
So they start there round, after 9 holes, the woman is three under (-3), and after 17 holes she is six under (-6). And on the 18th she has a 12 foot put to make for birdie. She turns to the guys and says "if i make this put, it will be the course record for women from the blue tees, if any of you can give me the read on this putt and I make it, i'll give you a blowjob" Now this lady was smoking hot....just imagine the hottest woman you've ever seen and she was hotter than that.
So the first guy steps up and says, "ahhh I think its left edge, hit firmly"
The second guy steps up and says, "ahhh no I think its right edge, hit firmly"
The third guy steps up and says, "it's a gimme"
I thought it was hilarious, tell me what you think?
There are these four guys that have been playing golf together for 15 years. They play every Saturday Morning at the same golf course at 7am. The Head Pro at the course loves them because they can always play their round in under 3 hours.
One day one of the 4 guys calls the pro shop right before the groups tee time and says "I can't make it today, I was in a car accident and someone was hurt" The Pro says "ok, thats fine, i'll just put someone else with your group."
So when the other 3 men learn of the accident they ask the Pro who they will be paired with. The Pro informs them they will be playing with a woman. All the guys moan and groan and the Pro responds "it's ok she's a pretty good player, she'll keep up" Now these guys had no problem with woman playing golf but they just thought that she would slow them down. Much to the 3 guys surprise she tees off with them from the blue tees.
So they start there round, after 9 holes, the woman is three under (-3), and after 17 holes she is six under (-6). And on the 18th she has a 12 foot put to make for birdie. She turns to the guys and says "if i make this put, it will be the course record for women from the blue tees, if any of you can give me the read on this putt and I make it, i'll give you a blowjob" Now this lady was smoking hot....just imagine the hottest woman you've ever seen and she was hotter than that.
So the first guy steps up and says, "ahhh I think its left edge, hit firmly"
The second guy steps up and says, "ahhh no I think its right edge, hit firmly"
The third guy steps up and says, "it's a gimme"
I thought it was hilarious, tell me what you think?
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From: 3rd bedroom on the right
If its a gimme she doesn't have to take the putt they just put it down as a single stroke therefore she automatically makes the put without having to take the shot and because that guy helped the hairdresser make the shot and beat the record she was going to give him a free blow dry
nice one 
