Early this morning, a trash truck picked up the dumpster in our parking lot. When it drove away, it left a wet trail of the most incredibly foul smelling glop. I asked the Asian cleaning guy walking by, whose English is very shaky, if he would hose it down and into the street. He gave me a look and pointed to the San Gabriel Mountains just to the north and said "Can't hose, mountain in way." I replied "Oh, right."

 

He just follow what Confuse say .

 

I am trying to figure out what he possibly could've been thinking there. Great story.

 

 

today, I was reading a health questionaire. Patient has written down a weird description, so I tried to clarify this symptom...
"Mrs. Jones, you wrote down that you have...uh... curry eyes in the morning?"
"what... let me see what I wrote... oh, it's crusty eyes."
"oh. I see"

 

hmm cool story, reminds me of the movie karate kid with the sen sei!

 

It reminded me of this guy.

 

 

"Oh, the chart says circular incision... we gave you a circumcision..."