i came back home yesterday from work (14days off) and after what happened yesterday i'm definetely going look for a land job
first off the night crew gets first flight, so i finished my shift went pack my stuff to come home. by the time the chopper got to the platform i was dog tired, but i was still ready to get home, so as we're putting our stuff on the chopper a co worker of mine looked down and seen something dripping out the chopper (it looked like transmission fluid) and tell the company man, so we show the pilot. the pilot says that ain't nothin they just over filled the gearbox this morning, then the we said we're not getting on there ,
the pilot told us it's alright ,then the company man said,"YEA FLY AND DIE WITH P.H.I"
man the pilot got pissed made us take all our stuff off,and we had to wait for second flight although it's four hours from first flight, I did get to take a nap

 

...and the chopper landed safely on land in Louisiana.

OR

...and the chopper crashed into the gulf.

 

never heard anything else about the chopper, there was a crew that left with him but not from our comapany, all i care about is i'm home safe and sound

 

Youd be surprised about the crap that leaks off of helocopters. As we say here, "If the shitter aint leakin hyd fluid, somethings wrong".

 

not only was that the most un-funniest story I've ever read, trying to make sense of parts was almost more trouble than it was worth.

 

I want my 2 minutes back.

 

Annnnnnd, now it's here.

 

i never said i was a good story teller

 

First things first, wtf do you do exactly?

 

i'm a production operator on natural gas production platforms(offshore oil rigs)