Usain Bolt's 100 m record the other night = 9.69 = ghey

 

There is someone at my workplace with the last name of Schmuck. I'd say that would be the worst, but I went to school with someone named Lance Boyle. I can't imagine what that guy's parents were thinking when they named him. And then there were two brothers living in a small town near me when I was growing up, whose last name was Duck. One was Donald Duck, the other was Penes Duck. You can imagine how people pronounced his name.

And to top it off, my first date was with someone named Kitty Hole. Nobody thought anything of it then, but I have noticed that she goes by the first name of Katherine now........

Zeiss

 

He running for an office?

Team Schmuck

 

There's a sports reporter at the Baltimore Sun named Peter Schmuck.

A street near my office is named Gay Street.

In the Flintstones there song, they sing "They'll have a gay ol' time".





Warren

 

no lie, there's a lady at my work named Gay Mayo. she married a guy here named Jim Raid and she kept her maiden name, otherwise she'd be Gay Raid.