GET THIS GUY LAID!
Originally Posted by zbrewha863,Oct 18 2008, 05:03 PM
I came here to help a guy get laid
but I'm staying to find out more freaky s*** about Tadashi
but I'm staying to find out more freaky s*** about Tadashi

So true. I find out more and more about Ellen every time I come into the off-topic forum
Originally Posted by Tadashi,Oct 18 2008, 07:01 PM
^^ Steven, you must be talking about his "hot friend" and not me

I can assure you I am over 18

I can assure you I am over 18

Maybe the best idea has already been suggested, a "mercy lay" from an obliging hooker.
Originally Posted by zbrewha863,Oct 18 2008, 09:05 PM
Ok ok, stop with the machismo. You know if you hadn't gotten laid in 25 years, you would plow her like some cleared Amazon rainforest.
Originally Posted by Vanishing Point,Oct 19 2008, 12:42 PM
You've got to admit in this day and age, only Monks, the incarcerated and loser's would be a virgin at 25 years old.









