Nail Clippers or a knife. Haha.

When was the last time you saw an ocean?

 

Atlantic a month ago, Pacific a week before that.

Would you have unprotected anal sex with Paris Hilton?

 

no.

protected - HELLS YA!


do you manscape?

 

Just did today!

Will michael phelps be the winingest olimpian of all time?

 

I think he already is.....?

Do you get envious of friends / acquantances financial successes? (i am not sure i spelled any of those words correctly)

 

Not really. I'm 1 year out of college and doing quite well.

Have you ever had sex at work? If yes, how many times?

 

Yes. It only happned once but it was great!



Ever beat it at work?

 

nope.


ever want to beat somebody at work?

 

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOD GOD YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

::edit:: now that i think about it, I actually pushed a co worker in the face when working at kmart, he fell over into a bunch of bikes..it was so awesome...

have you ever been caught having sex, oral sex counts, and who caught you, what did they say?

 

girlfriend in hs was giving me a handjob while watching a movie and her neighbor was in front of us.
at one moment she turned around and looked at my gf and my gf said..
"what my back itches".


whats 4 lunch today?