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Old Dec 9, 2009 | 12:20 PM
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Ok, who's the daddy? This has some nice trolling potential.

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http://gainesville.craigslist.org/mis/1499979136.html

a one night stand w/ a Denise in 1990 - w4m - 19
Date: 2009-12-07, 9:48PM EST
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Hello, I'm looking for a man who may have had a one night stand around March in 1990 with a woman named Denise, about 23 years old with really curly hair.
If so, please get in contact with me, for I am the product of YOUR casual/sexual encounter Lol.

Though it does not bother me one bit, and I've been adopted by a WONDERFUL family, I'm still curious as to who my birth father is
and would like to know more about him to know more about myself (especially any health-related problems). My birthmother, Denise
told me it was this one man, but when we got a DNA test, it turned out to be negative which was disappointing.

Here are some of my characteristics: blue eyes, curly hair, fair skin, I get red extremely easily (so maybe my birthfather is irish?), I'm VERY allergic to cats and somewhat allergic to everything else with fur, I have a dimple in my chin when I smile (so maybe that means my birthfather is italian?), I'm hyperflexive, VERY artistic, have asthma, practically perfect teeth (never had braces, a cavity, etc), have anxiety, LOVE food, have smaller feet than my birthmother's side of the family (I'm a size 6), I'm also shorter (5'2"), and yeah. That's about all I can think of right now.
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Old Dec 9, 2009 | 12:28 PM
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Poor girl. I don't know how any of those characteristics are going to help her. She loves food? Anxiety? Shit she could be my sister...
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Old Dec 9, 2009 | 12:39 PM
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Yeah, I feel kind of bad for her. I'm betting she gets dudes responding to that who will be looking to date her. Sounds like a decent package who won't make you exercise (she has asthma), nice teeth, loves to eat, and doesn't have gross Amazon woman feet.

Plus she won't make you get a cat.

Maybe her mom should've been less slutty.
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Old Dec 9, 2009 | 12:47 PM
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Plus it looks like she has a car, since 75% OF HER PHOTOS WERE TAKEN THERE.
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Old Dec 9, 2009 | 12:47 PM
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Does Fapout have curly hair? Was he in Gainsville for a night in 1990?
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Old Dec 9, 2009 | 01:12 PM
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I'm Irish and I DIDN'T DO IT!!!
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Old Dec 9, 2009 | 02:06 PM
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looks like jenna fischer from the office



I pam
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Old Dec 9, 2009 | 02:31 PM
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Hopefully she will find her dad, but I think her best bet is some kind of genetic screening. She sure is a cutey though!
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Old Dec 9, 2009 | 03:11 PM
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I'm not her biological dad, but can I pretend to be her "dad"? "Who's your daddy? Say it!!!"
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Old Dec 9, 2009 | 03:39 PM
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I think Tiger did it. She could sell the story. Cha-ching.
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