Off-topic Talk Where overpaid, underworked S2000 owners waste the worst part of their days before the drive home. This forum is for general chit chat and discussions not covered by the other off-topic forums.

Girl trouble

Thread Tools
 
Old Sep 9, 2008 | 08:25 AM
  #21  
KeithM's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Mar 2006
Posts: 59,141
Likes: 1
From: Lost in the mountains
Default

Originally Posted by skibum,Sep 9 2008, 08:21 AM
Let Sergio & her get close for the next few weeks and then go for the steal like Rickey Henderson. If you steal the base, clean yourself off and move on and ask Sergio "How does my dick taste?"
get her super hammered one night and nail her before he can. He wont want her after your dicks been in her mouth
Reply
Old Sep 9, 2008 | 08:27 AM
  #22  
frei's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Mar 2008
Posts: 9,840
Likes: 1
From: Fort Polk, LA
Default

^^lmao^^
Reply
Old Sep 9, 2008 | 08:28 AM
  #23  
vtec9's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Dec 2005
Posts: 10,106
Likes: 5
From: Connecticut
Default

Originally Posted by 707S2K,Sep 9 2008, 12:02 PM
The bitch dont care about you and is a dirty whore.
Never have I seen a truth expressed so succinctly.
Reply
Old Sep 9, 2008 | 08:28 AM
  #24  
babyray's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 427
Likes: 0
Default

[QUOTE=KeithMajkasays,Sep 9 2008, 08:25 AM]
Reply
Old Sep 9, 2008 | 09:25 AM
  #25  
S2KNJ's Avatar
 
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 7,636
Likes: 45
From: Basking Ridge, New Jersey
Default

Originally Posted by Sr2oD3,Sep 9 2008, 09:18 AM
lol, how can you have feelings for someone after a week?

You're in college. Open your eyes, there's another girl you'll have feelings for around the corner.
just throw a rock... you'll hit one.
Reply
Old Sep 9, 2008 | 09:32 AM
  #26  
mugenize_ap1's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Feb 2008
Posts: 739
Likes: 0
Default

your roomate thinks your a pussy since he did that at your back. lol all of my friends knows that i will kick their ass if one of them pulls that shit on me.
Reply
Old Sep 9, 2008 | 09:41 AM
  #27  
vtec9's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Dec 2005
Posts: 10,106
Likes: 5
From: Connecticut
Default

I feel like summarizing the advice for you to make things easy..

1) The girl is a dirty, slutty, whore bitch who needs no food or water to survive, for she is fully satiated after a daily dose of cock cobbling. **** her quickly, deliver a massive donkey punch, and leave her for dead by the dumpster where she belongs.

2) Serge is a backstabbing, euro trash ****tard. 'Movie' night is synonymous with 'Massive anal reaming while laughing at scottieboy's pathetic excuse for a life behind his back' night. His ass should be readily and repeatedly kicked. You may choose to have him put his mouth on the curb.
Reply
Old Sep 9, 2008 | 09:43 AM
  #28  
KeithM's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Mar 2006
Posts: 59,141
Likes: 1
From: Lost in the mountains
Default

Originally Posted by vtec9,Sep 9 2008, 09:41 AM
I feel like summarizing the advice for you to make things easy..

1) The girl is a dirty, slutty, whore bitch who needs no food or water to survive, for she is fully satiated after a daily dose of cock cobbling. **** her quickly, deliver a massive donkey punch, and leave her for dead by the dumpster where she belongs.

2) Serge is a backstabbing, euro trash ****tard. 'Movie' night is synonymous with 'Massive anal reaming while laughing at scottieboy's pathetic excuse for a life behind his back' night. His ass should be readily and repeatedly kicked. You may choose to have him put his mouth on the curb.
Post of the month right there. Strong contender for post of the year.
Reply
Old Sep 9, 2008 | 09:44 AM
  #29  
vtec9's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Dec 2005
Posts: 10,106
Likes: 5
From: Connecticut
Default

website text censor clearly isn't based on semantics.
Reply
Old Sep 9, 2008 | 09:51 AM
  #30  
skibum's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 3,722
Likes: 0
From: Chandler, AZ
Default

Anus
Reply



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 07:21 PM.