Roll Over!!!!
That is an easy one. Just Kidding!!!!

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Sondra S2K
[B]Most of you guys seem quick to jump the band wagon and say that because she communicated something rather than just dump Phantom, she's the bitch and she's gotta go.

 

I'm not blaming the monthy visitor, I'm blaming estrogen...!

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Sondra S2K
[B]I know I'm risking flames here, but why is it always blamed on the "monthly" thing when a girl isn't happy about something?

 

P.S. You guys should be happy to see the "monthly visitor"... for many of you, that should be reason for a big sigh of relief!

 

OK I'm going to risk flames here..Keep in mind this is a lighthearted response.

First. Give her a look at the other 80%. Pull your jeans down like a plumber, sit around with a beer in one hand and the remote in the other, watching Baywatch and The Man Show (my personal favorite). After a couple of weeks of seeing what most wifes have to look forward to, she'll be more appreciative. Unless of course, I just described you. Sorry it's meant as a joke!

Second. Make sure your performance is up to par. Nothing will piss off a woman more than unsatisfactory sex. Sure she'll say is was good for her, but if she's faking it, she's building up for an explosion. If it doesn't happen in the bedroom, it's going to happen somewhere. How would you like to get close and no cigar? If you can't tell a fake one, better read some books.

Third. Romance,Romance,Romance. Women love it. So should you. Buy some cheeses, french bread and wine. Take her to a secluded spot for a picnic. Damn I making myself hot.
Or tell her to get dressed. When she askes where your taking her tell her it's a suprise. First dinner at a nice place. Hint:There should be silverware on the table and you shouldn't have to wait in line to order. Then dancing at a nice club. Another Hint: You shouldn't need dollar bills! I recommend ballroom dancing. Nothing is more intimate than close contact dancing. Then finally a stop for late night dessert and coffee. Or better yet, make it a late night bedroom dessert! Champagne and strawberries comes to mind. But not too much alchohol. It desensitizes the hot spots and can inhibit achieving the big "O".

Yea I'm bad, but after 18 years you have to keep things new and exciting.

How did I do Sondra?

 

I think I may have to more to Texas and look you up, wirejock!!

 

My wife is thoughtful, supportive, helpful, sensual, kind, funny, and loves to see me happy with my toys.

All of this makes Wirejock's stuff easy to acheive.

Don't stop lookin' till you find this. If you settle, you'll just be looking again in a few years.

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Sondra S2K
[B]P.S. You guys should be happy to see the "monthly visitor"... for many of you, that should be reason for a big sigh of relief!

 

Wow,

sorry to hear that Phantom. In some aspects I feel so lucky.....

On questioning if it's ok for me to go to Gingermann Raceway this coming Friday and it's ok for the costs of one day's worth of hot lapping, my fiance's response, "Is the cost per person or per car? If it's per car, I would like to go too. If it's per person, you go ahead." She wants to speed around a track AND is understanding about it if she can't!!!

I think that is the most awesome thing she has ever said to me next to "I love you more than you'll ever know or I could make you feel."

We went on a mini-vacation this past weekend and on our drive back, the rear end of the car was making some gurgling and metallic cruntching noises....I will most likely not head out to the track on Friday and let her think I am and will instead plan a nice day long date with her as a surprise.