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Old Mar 20, 2003 | 04:33 AM
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Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
Here's a little math that might prove helpful.
What makes life 100% ?
If........

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:

H- A- R- D- W- O- R- K
8+1+ 18+ 4+ 23 +15 +18 +11 = 98%
K- N- O- W- L- E- D- G- E

11+14+ 15+ 23+ 12+ 5+ 4+ 7+ 5 = 96%

But,

A- T- T- I- T- U- D- E
1+ 20+ 20+ 9+ 20+ 21+ 4+ 5 = 100%
And,

B- U- L- L- S- H- I- T
2+ 21+ 12+ 12+ 19+ 8+ 9+ 20 = 103%
So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you here, but bulls#!t will put you over the top.



And look how far @ss-kissing will take you.

A- S- S- K- I- S- S- I- N- G
1+ 19+ 19+ 11+ 9+ 19+ 19+ 9+ 14+ 7 = 118%
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Old Mar 20, 2003 | 05:55 AM
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That needs to be in a sales training manual!
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Old Mar 20, 2003 | 09:04 AM
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Old Mar 20, 2003 | 10:23 AM
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LOL. Good one.

Of course, if you reverse the value of the letters, chances are that BS will get you less far than attitude or whatever. It could work either way.
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Old Mar 20, 2003 | 12:59 PM
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Yeah, but if you reversed the values then mankind would have attached different meanings to the words so that Bullshit was still king

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