Seems this college frat-boy type finds himself at this big fancy party at this mansion. He's telling his friends later, "Man, it was amazing! All the beers you could drink, for free, I got soooo wasted! And this place was huge and fancy. They even had a gold toilet!"

Over the next few days, all he could think about was this gold toilet. Was it real gold? How much would a gold toilet cost? Did it even happen--he was so drunk maybe he just imagined it.

So when he found himself walking by the very same mansion, he just had to find out if it was for real. He walked up and rang the doorbell.

A butler opens the door, takes one look at him, and leans back into the house to announce, "Sir, the gentleman who defecated in your tuba has arrived."

 

 

I thought it was funny.

 

I chuckled a bit.

 

8/10

 

I started to but then I

 

 

Not Raptor-ish.

 

Yeah, this one was short and to the point.

 

7/10