David and Debbie met while on a singles cruise and David fell head over heels for her. When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart David was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home.

Within a couple of weeks, David had taken Debbie to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies and museums. David became convinced that Debbie was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last.

On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship David took Debbie to a fine restaurant. While having cocktails and waiting for their salad David said, "I guess you can tell I'm very much in love with you. I'd like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage. Before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life changing question, it's only fair to warn you I'm a total golf nut. I play golf; I read about golf; I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep and breathe golf. If that's going to be a problem for us you'd better say so now.

Debbie took a deep breath and responded, "David, that certainly won't be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too. Since we're being totally honest with each other you need to know that for about the last five years I've been a hooker."

"Oh wow! I see." David replied. He looked down at the table, and was quiet for a moment deep in serious thought then he added, "You know, it's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."

 

Oldie but goodie.

 

Nice

 

 

5/10