A man, named Jim, wanted to purchase a gift for his
new
sweetheart for Christmas and as they had not been
dating very long, after careful consideration, he
decided a pair of gloves would strike the right
note: romantic but not too personal Accompanied by
his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to
Nordstrom's and bought a pair of white gloves. The
sister purchased a pair of panties for herself.
During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items
and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got
the panties. Without checking the contents, the
young man sealed the package and sent it to his
sweetheart with the following note :

"I chose these because I noticed that you are not in
the habit of wearing any when we go out in the
evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would
have chosen the long ones with the buttons but she
wears short ones that are easier to remove. These
are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them
from showed me the pair she hd been wearing for the
past three weeks and they are hardly soiled. I had
her try yours on for me and she looked really smart.
I wish I was there to put them on for you the first
time as no doubt other hands will come in contact
with thembefore I have a chance to see you again.
When you take them off, remember to blow in them
before putting them away as they will naturally be a
little damp from wearing. Just think how many times
I will kiss them during the coming year!
All my love.

P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down
with a little fur showing."

 

good one.