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Gotta read this - the number "11"

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Old Nov 7, 2001 | 05:11 AM
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Default Gotta read this - the number "11"

If you've read the email going around about the number "11" for the past few weeks, you will love David's response to it. I don't know who David is, but his response is hilarious!!! Make sure you read beyond the Original Letter!

Original Letter:

The date of the attack: 9/11 - 9 + 1 + 1 = 11
September 11th is the 254th day of the year: 2 + 5 + 4 = 11
After September 11th there are 111 days left to the end of the year.
119 is the area code to Iraq/Iran. 1 + 1 + 9 = 11
Twin Towers - standing side by side, looks like the number 11
The first plane to hit the towers was Flight 11

I Have More.......
State of New York - The 11th State added to the Union
New York City - 11 Letters
Afghanistan - 11 Letters
The Pentagon - 11 Letters
Ramzi Yousef - 11 Letters (convicted or orchestrating the attack
at the WTC in 1993)
Flight 11 - 92 on board - 9 + 2 = 11
Flight 77 - 65 on board - 6 + 5 = 11


Dave's response:

Oh my God! How worried should I be? There are 11 letters in the
name "David Pawson!" I'm going into hiding NOW. See you in a few weeks. Wait a sec ... just realized "YOU CAN'T HIDE" also has 11 letters! What am I gonna do? Help me!!! The terrorists are after me! ME! I can't believe it!

Oh crap, there must be someplace on the planet Earth I could hide! But no ..."PLANET EARTH" has 11 letters, too! Maybe Nostradamus can help me. But dare I trust him? There are 11 letters in "NOSTRADAMUS."

I know, the Red Cross can help. No they can't... 11 letters in
THE RED CROSS," can't trust them.

I would rely on self defense, but "SELF DEFENSE" has 11 letters in
it, too! Can someone help?

Anyone? If so, send me email. No, don't... "SEND ME EMAIL" has
11 letters....

Will this never end? I'm going insane! "GOING INSANE???" Eleven letters!!

Nooooooooooo!!!!!! I guess I'll die alone, even though "I'LL DIE
ALONE" has 11 letters.....

Oh my God, I just realized that America is doomed! Our Independence Day is July 4th ... 7/4 ... 7+4=11!

Dave

PS. "IT'S BULLSHIT" has 11 letters also.
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Old Nov 7, 2001 | 06:22 AM
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that's pretty good!!
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Old Nov 7, 2001 | 06:25 AM
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AAAHAHAHAH That's great! Oh crap, "that's great" has eleven letters in it! People actually believe some of that crap too! Geez my area code is 830 (8+3+0=11) Oh my Gosh, I must be in a doomed area also! BWAHAHAHAH
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Old Nov 7, 2001 | 06:27 AM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by JRM
[B]AAAHAHAHAH That's great! Oh crap, "that's great" has eleven letters in it! People actually believe some of that crap too!
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Old Nov 7, 2001 | 07:38 AM
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LoL. Good stuff!

My area code is 209 2+0+9=11!! Uh oh.
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Old Nov 7, 2001 | 10:21 AM
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That's a great response.
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Old Nov 7, 2001 | 01:30 PM
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I thought I read it somewhere before ... Oh well, must be a change from the usual "666".

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Old Nov 7, 2001 | 01:44 PM
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My area code is 817. . . 8+1+7=16. Whew, I'm safe!
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