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Granma's gotta do what she's gotta do.

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Old Mar 6, 2012 | 12:59 PM
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Default Granma's gotta do what she's gotta do.

You know what I mean?



http://mugshots.com/Favorites/Rita-Daniels.html

http://jalopnik.com/5847043/this-71+...-back-of-a-car

You thought after your 18th birthday you'd grown out of having sex in the back of the car. Not so for 71-year-old senior citizen Rita Daniels who was arrested for getting it on in the back of her Buick with a guy she picked up at a bar.

Yes, it appears that Daniels and her 54-year-old boytoy Tim Adams met over drinks and decided to go screw in the back of Daniels' car (whose license plate reads "DIVA 145") in the parking lot of a restaurant in the middle of the day. Someone called the cops who found the car a-rocking and they came a-knocking on the steamy windows. When they asked Adams what he was doing he said, "I'm f@#king this chick." Oh man, all the details of this story just get better and better. They were both arrested for indecent exposure and public drunkenness and taken to jail. Hopefully Daniels behaved like a real diva and threw a fit or two (or at least hit on the guards) before being set free.
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Old Mar 6, 2012 | 01:52 PM
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Every time I say I've heard everything.... a story like this pops up!
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Old Mar 6, 2012 | 03:03 PM
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Not Florida nor Germany. I'm surprised.
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Old Mar 6, 2012 | 04:01 PM
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very very do able just by the mug shot
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Old Mar 6, 2012 | 04:14 PM
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^^^^^
You sir have put off that eye exam long enough!
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Old Mar 7, 2012 | 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted by psynx
very very do able just by the mug shot
I know a good eye doctor
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Old Mar 7, 2012 | 11:27 AM
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i guess my lasik was a failure lol
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Old Mar 7, 2012 | 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted by psynx
very very do able just by the mug shot
There's a membership sub-forum for this kind of bastardliness
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Old Mar 7, 2012 | 03:29 PM
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I wonder what she was like in her 20's
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Old Mar 7, 2012 | 04:36 PM
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When they asked Adams what he was doing he said, "I'm f@#king this chick."
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