A young Indian man walked into the local welfare office, marched
straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I'm looking for a job."

The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just
got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffer/bodyguard for
his nympho daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big black
Mercedes, but the suits, shirts, and ties are provided.

Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and
you'll also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas
holidays. The salary package is $200,000 a year."

The Indian said, "Ah c'mon, you're bullshitting me!".

The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it!".

 

 

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