The Greek & The Porsche
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The Greek & The Porsche
The Greek & The Porsche
A Greek parks his brand new Porsche in front of the
office to show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the
car, a truck comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes
off the door before speeding off.
More than a little distraught, the Greek grabs his
mobile and calls the police. Five minutes later, the police arrive.
Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the
Greek starts screaming hysterically: "My Porsche, my beautiful
black Porsche is ruined. No matter how long at the panel beaters
it'll simply never be the same again!"
After the Greek finally finishes his rant, the
policeman shakes his head in disgust: "I can't believe how
materialistic
you bloody Greeks are," he says. "You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life."
"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?",
snaps the Greek. The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise
that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you." The Greek
looks down in absolute horror "
ING HELL!!!!!! he screams........
"Where's my Rolex ????..."
No offence to any Greeks out there, I didn't write the joke... just fell over laughing when someone told me it 
A Greek parks his brand new Porsche in front of the
office to show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the
car, a truck comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes
off the door before speeding off.
More than a little distraught, the Greek grabs his
mobile and calls the police. Five minutes later, the police arrive.
Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the
Greek starts screaming hysterically: "My Porsche, my beautiful
black Porsche is ruined. No matter how long at the panel beaters
it'll simply never be the same again!"
After the Greek finally finishes his rant, the
policeman shakes his head in disgust: "I can't believe how
materialistic
you bloody Greeks are," he says. "You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life."
"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?",
snaps the Greek. The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise
that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you." The Greek
looks down in absolute horror "
ING HELL!!!!!! he screams........"Where's my Rolex ????..."
No offence to any Greeks out there, I didn't write the joke... just fell over laughing when someone told me it
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Originally Posted by Austblue,Mar 21 2005, 04:17 PM
The Greek & The Porsche
A Greek parks his brand new Porsche in front of the
office to show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the
car, a truck comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes
off the door before speeding off.
More than a little distraught, the Greek grabs his
mobile and calls the police. Five minutes later, the police arrive.
Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the
Greek starts screaming hysterically: "My Porsche, my beautiful
black Porsche is ruined. No matter how long at the panel beaters
it'll simply never be the same again!"
After the Greek finally finishes his rant, the
policeman shakes his head in disgust: "I can't believe how
materialistic
you bloody Greeks are," he says. "You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life."
"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?",
snaps the Greek. The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise
that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you." The Greek
looks down in absolute horror "ING HELL!!!!!! he screams........
"Where's my Rolex ????..."
No offence to any Greeks out there, I didn't write the joke... just fell over laughing when someone told me it
A Greek parks his brand new Porsche in front of the
office to show it off to his colleagues. As he's getting out of the
car, a truck comes speeding along too close to the kerb and takes
off the door before speeding off.
More than a little distraught, the Greek grabs his
mobile and calls the police. Five minutes later, the police arrive.
Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the
Greek starts screaming hysterically: "My Porsche, my beautiful
black Porsche is ruined. No matter how long at the panel beaters
it'll simply never be the same again!"
After the Greek finally finishes his rant, the
policeman shakes his head in disgust: "I can't believe how
materialistic
you bloody Greeks are," he says. "You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else in your life."
"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?",
snaps the Greek. The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise
that your right arm was torn off when the truck hit you." The Greek
looks down in absolute horror "
ING HELL!!!!!! he screams........"Where's my Rolex ????..."
No offence to any Greeks out there, I didn't write the joke... just fell over laughing when someone told me it 
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Yeah, that's a lawyer joke. My dad is a lawyer so it's much funnier to me that way.
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