A guy and a girl
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A guy and a girl
A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They drink, they talk. They like each other. One thing leads to another and they end up going to his house.
He brings her wine and they kiss and one thing leads to another they end up in his bedroom.
He kisses her passionately and one thing leads to another and the clothes begin to hit the floor.
He takes his socks off and goes to the bathroom to wash his hands, then his shirt comes off and then he goes back to the bathroom to wash his hands and so on.
The lady says" I know, I know, you are a dentist"
"How did you know says the man"
Well, you know, dentists wash their hands, all the time and here you are doing it too.
And it continues.
Afterwards, she then turns to him in bed and says "I know, I know, you are the best dentist in town"
He politely smiles and say "I'd like to think that I am. How did you know?"
"Well, 2 hours later and I HAVEN'T FELT A THING"
He brings her wine and they kiss and one thing leads to another they end up in his bedroom.
He kisses her passionately and one thing leads to another and the clothes begin to hit the floor.
He takes his socks off and goes to the bathroom to wash his hands, then his shirt comes off and then he goes back to the bathroom to wash his hands and so on.
The lady says" I know, I know, you are a dentist"
"How did you know says the man"
Well, you know, dentists wash their hands, all the time and here you are doing it too.
And it continues.
Afterwards, she then turns to him in bed and says "I know, I know, you are the best dentist in town"
He politely smiles and say "I'd like to think that I am. How did you know?"
"Well, 2 hours later and I HAVEN'T FELT A THING"
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Yeah, and the Queen of England shops at Walmart.
2011 Maserati GranTurismo- wife's daily driver
2010 Bugatti Veyron SuperSports- weekend cruiser
2008 Lamborghini Murcielago LP640- sold
2005 Acura NSX-R GT- traded
2009 Lotus Exige S260 Sport- daily driver
Yeah, and the Queen of England shops at Walmart.
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2003 Ferrari Enzo- crashed by Eddie Griffin
2011 Maserati GranTurismo- wife's daily driver
2010 Bugatti Veyron SuperSports- weekend cruiser
2008 Lamborghini Murcielago LP640- sold
2005 Acura NSX-R GT- traded
2009 Lotus Exige S260 Sport- daily driver
Yeah, and the Queen of England shops at Walmart.
2011 Maserati GranTurismo- wife's daily driver
2010 Bugatti Veyron SuperSports- weekend cruiser
2008 Lamborghini Murcielago LP640- sold
2005 Acura NSX-R GT- traded
2009 Lotus Exige S260 Sport- daily driver
Yeah, and the Queen of England shops at Walmart.
Clearly, it's a joke. C'mon, Raptor. When did you lose your sense of humor?
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here's the way i originally heard it:
two doctors have sex in the closet of a hospital they're working. afterwards he tells her "you must be a surgeon"..why she asks."because you washed your hands before and after sex"...she say "you must be an anesthesiologist" why he asks......she says "because I didn't feel a thing."
two doctors have sex in the closet of a hospital they're working. afterwards he tells her "you must be a surgeon"..why she asks."because you washed your hands before and after sex"...she say "you must be an anesthesiologist" why he asks......she says "because I didn't feel a thing."