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Originally Posted by gotrice02,Oct 23 2009, 09:28 PM
wife looks good tapout, she is one of those types that will age well....you da man!
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Originally Posted by tapout2000,Oct 23 2009, 08:55 PM
Thanks dude! She's back to work tonight and it's me and the baby tonight. Doing well so far.
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Originally Posted by gotrice02,Oct 26 2009, 09:19 AM
Ah fatherhood...Time for tapout to get his hands dirty...
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Originally Posted by tapout2000,Oct 26 2009, 08:27 AM
Yeah. I got in trouble. I did a pardon the pun, shitty job of wiping her after a poop. It was like 5 am and i was half asleep.
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Originally Posted by gotrice02,Oct 26 2009, 09:33 AM
Louis CK talks about raising his daughters all the time. He said, his job as the father of girls is to basically clean to sh*t out of his girl's twats, lol.
Yeah, it's pretty ****in weird. My wife is like a natural at this shit. I have no clue what's going on and i read books even.
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Originally Posted by tapout2000,Oct 26 2009, 08:34 AM
Yeah, it's pretty ****in weird. My wife is like a natural at this shit. I have no clue what's going on and i read books even.
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Originally Posted by gotrice02,Oct 26 2009, 09:41 AM
The situation is reversed with me, when my son does crazy things or when he gets boners, the wife has no idea how to handle it or what to do. Hell, when I get boners she doesn't really no what to do either. Guys don't know sh*t about girls and Girls don't know sh*t about guys. Like Chris Rock said, "As a father of a girls, your job is to keep her off that stripper pole, if you do that...you are a success."
Well damn! I'm doing pretty well so far. 8 weeks in to it and no stripper poles yet! 