lol, good joke, obviously a hoax..

 

yeah, i was kidnapped by blonde, blue-eyed, bikini model nymphomaniac-aliens but i escaped because i had a duty to save the world and tell you all about this.

 

HEY! Are we dead, yet?
What a LOAD!
Project Dream .................. You didn't by into that, did you? If you did, I think the JEHOVAH WITNESS are looking for you! According to those lunatics, we shoulda had Armageddon, what, a decade or two ago. Well, failing that, I guess they've given us yet ANOTHER date. Oooooooooooooooh! I'm shakin' in my "Watch Tower".

 

hmmm weird the first time i clicked on the link it sent me to a weird website for some clown named Wizzy or something with a whole lot of broken images....

 

He obviously went to great lengths for that prank - reserving domain names to match !

 

I couldn't get on the site. What are the pictures of????

 

how come mountainsub doesn't work...
I wanna know... the truth is out there!!!

 

Funny how 8march2003 links to mountainsub.com and says "mountainsub was written by THE FACTION" (ooh scary!) and "don't believe anything this guy says!!!", and yet, both sites demonstrate the exact same level of HTML skill (1996ish) and both have narratives written in the EXACT same style. Two sites, supposedly by different people, and yet they both smell exactly the same.

HEY LOOK EVERYBODY!!! IT'S THE GREAT DELUGE!!! THE SKY IS FALLING!!! OMGWTFROFLXORZ!!!11



These guys are tapped into search engines... and they can send muscle around the world in nothing flat... and they can h4xx0r j00r b0xx0r and make the mouse cursor move and make the hard drive seek...

...and yet they cannot, in FIVE MONTHS, detect a site loaded with all kinds of tasty keywords and then take it down...

...and their "conspiracy" site, mountainsub.com, is not having its referrer logs monitored so that they can see that 8march2003 is sending traffic over there...

OOH SCARY! TENTACLE ALIENS FROM SPACE ARE COMING TO DO MEAN THINGS TO OUR BOTTOMS!!! DRINK MORE OVALTINE