I haven't done an official scientific comparison, but the thumb and index finger thing seems about right. If I had the length of my thumb and pinky, I'd be doing damage to her internal organs and inducing her gag reflex at the same time.

 

Come on... we should all know it's not the displacement, it's how many RPM's you can go.

Tim

 

Actually, the correct way to measure this is to use your right hand, extend only the index finger and thumb, and have a friend measure the distance while you hold your hand to your forehead.

Your friend is guaranteed to see exactly what you've got.

Tim

 

according to several females, comparing with their bf's and well... myself too - shoe size and thumb to index finger doesn't work at all for measuring.

 

It also depends on whether or not the gun is fully COCKed.

 

 

well, i'm with some girlfriends now and one of them is saying..... hold out the palm of your hand and fold the middle finger down as far as you can. and from that point to the tip of your middle finger is how long an erect penis is. so.... which way is the most accurate??

btw, we're just sittin here discussing sizes. oh, and size does matter sometime.

sometimes, not all the time.

 

Well the actual way is to take the square root of the length from your arse hairs to your calf, then multiply that by the radius of your left nut. Next you want to divide that by the length of your urine arc. Finally add the size of your foot to the total. Please be sure to hop on on foot while vigorously manipulating your "junk" with your left hand during the calculations. Rinse and repeat.

That's the magic formula...

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by kadeshpa
[B]Well the actual way is to take the square root of the length from your arse hairs to your calf, then multiply that by the radius of your left nut.

 

That's another way of doing it....but its less certain... the rigorous manipulation of one's "junk" with the left hand really ensures an accurate measurement.