Gwapes
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Gwapes
My 15-year-old daughter thought you might enjoy this:
A duck strolls into a supermarket, waddles up to the manager, and asks, "Got any gwapes?"
"No, we don't have any gwapes. Go away!"
The next day the duck returns, waddles up to the same manager and again asks, "Got any gwapes?"
"No, we don't have any gwapes! Go away!"
The duck returns a third time the next day, waddles up to the manager, and again asks, "Got any gwapes?"
The manager says, "No, WE DON'T HAVE ANY GWAPES! NOW GO AWAY! IF YOU COME IN AGAIN AND ASK FOR GWAPES I'LL STAPLE YOUR FEET TO THE FLOOR!"
The duck returns the next day, waddles up to the manager and asks, "Got any staples?"
"No!"
"Good! Got any gwapes?"
A duck strolls into a supermarket, waddles up to the manager, and asks, "Got any gwapes?"
"No, we don't have any gwapes. Go away!"
The next day the duck returns, waddles up to the same manager and again asks, "Got any gwapes?"
"No, we don't have any gwapes! Go away!"
The duck returns a third time the next day, waddles up to the manager, and again asks, "Got any gwapes?"
The manager says, "No, WE DON'T HAVE ANY GWAPES! NOW GO AWAY! IF YOU COME IN AGAIN AND ASK FOR GWAPES I'LL STAPLE YOUR FEET TO THE FLOOR!"
The duck returns the next day, waddles up to the manager and asks, "Got any staples?"
"No!"
"Good! Got any gwapes?"
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