Did Florida accidentally ban sex altogether???

You decide!

 

If that's the wording, yes they did infact ban sex altogether. Classic lawmaking right there, although representative governments are just representing their constituents so... par for the course.

 

Florida's attempt to enforce Darwin's natural selection theory.

 

 

Meh, I think the article is reaching. While "animal" technically could have the meaning described by the author of the news article (and the scientist he referenced), I think any intelligent human being would know that it was actually intended to reference the following meaning, as provided by Merriam-Webster.com:
It's too bad that I don't see a link to the actual bill. It would be interesting to see the full wording to verify that there is a distinction. As the 'update' at the bottom of the article states, it seems like there would be an explicit distinction between humans and other animals.

 

if a dog decides to hump your leg, wouldn't you be breaking the law?

 

Florida lawmakers want the exclusive ability to leave Florida residents f#cked.

 

interesting you should say that considering humans are the only race that goes against it by trying to keep their weakest alive.

 

Yeah, screw Jesus go Darwin!

 

Probably best they don't reproduce down there any way.