I can either get this goofy MUSCLE MAN type thing then squeeze a shirt over it and I will look like a guy wearing a MUSCLE Man thing.......or.....

I was thinking about finding something my kids wore at some point and ripping it enough to just get it on me..... not sure why I think that is funny but......

So I am 5'11" and it would be made for a 4'kid..... so it would be skin tight and end at about my knees and elbows...???? is that funny? seems like it to me....

maybe not?

 

^its as funny as your sig

so pretty funny

 

lol go with the kids costume!

 

i think you should dress up as the ambiguously gay duo with quivers...its not too far off from that costume....