A couple were invited to a Halloween party. On the day
of the party the wife had a terrible headache. She told her
husband to go anyway. After a short argument he agreed and
she took some aspirin and went to bed.

Later she awoke and felt great so she decided to go to the
party to see just what hubby does when she isn't around. So
she put on her costume and went to the party.

When she arrived she noticed her husband on the dance floor
dancing with every good looking female in the place. He was
copping a feel whenever he could.

She then cut in to the dance circle, and rubbing close to him,
let him grab and feel her all over. When the song ended he
leaned over and whispered in her ear, "Let's go outside." So
the two costumed characters snuck off and got busy in one of
the parked cars.

Midnight was to be the unveiling of the party-goers, so she
slipped out and went home before the clock struck twelve.


When he arrived at home she asked, "How was the party? Did you
meet any interesting people?"

He replied, ''You know me, dear. I dont have any fun when you're
not with me. I ran into a few friends and we ended up in the
basement playing poker. It wasn't very fun at all, but the guy
I loaned my costume to had a ball!"

 

That's a good one.