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umm, relevance?

 

Trying to provoke the cops, im sure they are now looking for the driver of that ferrari.

 

 

I was running some moonshine in the deep south when a deputy sheriff tried to pull me over. I was already flooring it doing about 115mph when he lit me up. I pulled onto a dirt road I knew that leads to an old abandoned bridge that crosses a 100 foot wide river, sheriff Buford was right behind me. As I approached the bridge I noticed that the middle part of the bridge had collapsed and there was a 75 foot wide gap from one side to the other. I hit my nitrous as I got near the bridge and felt instant boost - I was going about 140mph when I launched off of the bridge. The "ramp" twisted slightly to the left so as I launched, my car did a barrel roll and landed perfectly on all four wheels on the other side of the bridge. As I was flying thru the air upside-down I had to yell "YEEEE-HAAAAW!"

Of course Sheriff Buford didn't have nitrous so he slammed on his brakes before he hit the bridge. His tires locked up and he skidded for about 200 feet - I thought for sure he was going into the water but his car stopped just as his front tires went over the edge. He got stuck hanging halfway off of the bridge. I stopped and waved to him from the other side, and he yelled and cursed at me as he shook his fist in the air. Fun times.

 

I have one.
90 in a 55 on 285 headed to the airport to pick up the mother-in-law. Dekalb county driving the wifes denali. get yanked by a black dekalb county officer and thought I was wond for. 35 over is big time or atleast I thought so. dude checked everything out and gave me a warning slip. he must have felt bad that I was going to get her mom and cut me a break. When your caught that bad there isn't much you can do then be honest and hope for the best. unless you know some people, and in that county I am on my own.

 

absolutely nothing...BUT IT'S FREAKIN' AWESOME!!!

 

you left out the part where boss hogg throws down his hat.