They need Depends for drunks....

 

i like it when girls get wet, but not that kind of wet

 

Just be glad she ain't donating rib chunks... although I suspect that's what she did when she got home and to the porcelain shrine

 

No matter how good looking a girl starts out to be, when they get that sh!t faced and pee themselves, they turn ugly real fast.
"BG" - for a girl who is allergic to alcohol, you seem to have an "infatuation" with drinking. This and your last thread about types of drinks. Why is that?

 

[QUOTE]Originally posted by xviper
[B]No matter how good looking a girl starts out to be, when they get that sh!t faced and pee themselves, they turn ugly real fast.
"BG"

 

Maybe she was just really really really turned on.

 

ewww, hahaha

 

I wonder if anyone shook her hand again that evening?

 

"Good evening, Miss. It's nice to meet you (shaking hands). My name is Mr. Poopy Pants. You must be Urene. I've heard so much about you. You have wonderfully moist, soft and supple, chap free hands. We have so much in common."

 

Or how about

"what kind of moisturizer do you use?, it has an odd yet natural odor."