I especially liked the last two:

You Know You're Having A Bad Day When...

* The worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money.
* You get to work and find a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office.
* Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
* You find your sons GI Joe doll dressed in drag.
* You turn on the evening news and they are showing emergency routes out of the city.
* Your twin sister forgets your birthday.
* Your 4-year-old tells you that it's almost impossible to flush a grapefruit down the toilet.
* You realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms instead of deodorant.
* You wake up to the soothing sound of running water...and remember that you just bought a water bed.
* Your car payment, house payment, and girlfriend are three months overdue.
* Everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.
* The bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
* You wake up and your braces are stuck together.
* Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife/ex-husband.
* You put both contact lenses in the same eye.
* You compliment the boss' wife on her unusual perfume and she isn't wearing any.
* You need one bathroom scale for each foot.
* You call your wife and tell her that you would like to eat out tonight and when you get home there is a sandwich on the front porch.
* The restaurant check has been on the table for ten minutes...and no one has touched it.
* Nothing you own is actually paid for.
* You go on your honeymoon to a remote little hotel and the desk clerk, bell hop, and manager have a "Welcome Back" party for your new spouse.
* You receive a 150-page instruction booklet on how to save money from the electric company.
* Airline food starts to taste good.
* Your mother approves of the person you are dating.
* Your doctor tells you that you are allergic to chocolate chip cookies.
* You have to borrow from your VISA to pay off your MasterCard.
* You realize that you have memorized the back of your cereal box.
* You take longer to get over sex than you did to have it.
* Your cat abandons the nice box you prepared for her and has her kittens in your dresser drawer.
* Everyone loves your driver's license picture.
* You realize that the phone number on the bathroom wall of the bar is yours.
* Your kids start treating you the same way you treated your parents.
* Your aunt Maddie, who has two poodles and a chihuahua, tells you that her doctor just recommended plenty of rest in a warm, dry climate...and you live in Arizona.
* The health inspector condemns your office coffee maker.
* The gypsy fortune teller offers to refund your money.
* People think you are 40...and you really are.
* You are pigging out at McDonald's by yourself and the manager orders the numbers on the sign outside changed.
* Your new lover calls to tell you "Last night was terrific." And you remember that you were home by yourself.
* Everyone is laughing but you
* You look out the window of the airplane and the Goodyear Blimp is gaining on you.
* Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell's Angels.

 

Your having a bad day when this happens to you during a soccer game.

 

Blah ... I always have a bad day then.

 

you always get kicked in the nuts while playing soccer?

 

hahahahha!!!

 

there is another one like this but instead it is a chick going to kick a pencil out of a guys mouth....she winds up and kicks him square in the jimmy........



OUCH

 

Not that extreme or in that case ... Josh, I don't play soccer anyway. Was referring to the text documentation.

 

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA, that's too funny, the soccer pic...

 

me too, a bad day is everyday

 

Soccer Do you mean football.