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Having a Bad Job Day

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Old Jul 2, 2001 | 01:52 PM
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I haven't verified this but even so it is a great way to make your job seem better

When you have had one of those TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT days, try this:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the section where they have thermometers. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by *Q-Tip. Be very sure that you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy. Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on your bed. Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken. Take out the written material that accompanies the thermometer and read it. You will notice in small print the statement that
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Old Jul 2, 2001 | 02:30 PM
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LOL. Does it really say that?
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Old Jul 2, 2001 | 05:37 PM
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MN, why did you buy a rectal thermometer? Please tell me you have small children...

However, I can think of a job that's just as bad...
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Old Jul 2, 2001 | 06:10 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Sondra S2K
[B]MN, why did you buy a rectal thermometer?
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Old Jul 2, 2001 | 08:25 PM
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Glad I don't have that job too.
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Old Jul 2, 2001 | 09:02 PM
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They gave me a drug test today on my first day
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Old Jul 3, 2001 | 07:53 AM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by Sondra S2K
[B]MN, why did you buy a rectal thermometer?
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Old Jul 3, 2001 | 07:58 AM
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Originally posted by mns2k
I haven't verified this but even so it is a great way to make your job seem better

When you have had one of those TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT days, try this:
I tried it.....it didn't work.
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