held his head over my vagina
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held his head over my vagina
Some of you may know I have been into LandRovers for a few years -- thus I read this forum. I came across this gem tonight.
http://www.landroverworld.org/forums...ead.php?t=2847
You guys are SO funny! If you were in my position, you wouldn't be joking. No I do not have pictures and I hope that the boys who were looking in the window didn't have a camera phone. It was pretty shameful. I didn't know there was anyone around but I should have known better bc it was a school. When my ex started to go down on me, I stopped looking for my panties and thought it was a nice way to end things. I was laying back making my usual girl noises when I saw two boys walking towards Butch. I thought they would walk by but they stopped and looked in the back window. I totally didn't know what to do! I sort of froze and held his head over my vagina and tried to cover my chest at the same time. There was no time to find clothes or do anything else. The boys didn't leave until I yelled at them to get lost. By the time my ex figured out something was wrong, the coast was pretty much clear.
So thats the whole story and I am definitly NOT going to tell a mechanic or write to customer service or anything else about it. If the car farts when it rocks and its only the suspension then I can do without getting an experet opinion from Land Rover. Now that all of you know my embarassment, be warned not to park in a school parking lot at night and don't think you can have a little romance without the car rocking and farting at the same time! IT's going to attract attention too.
I think I'll let Butch do without any more craziness. She's got to get me to the mountains and back this weekend, so I better behave myself.
PS: One more thing. That loadspace mat (which I bought after reading about it here) is completely uncomfortable to lay on even if two blankets are on top of it. IT has square bumps that stick in your hips and back.
http://www.landroverworld.org/forums...ead.php?t=2847
You guys are SO funny! If you were in my position, you wouldn't be joking. No I do not have pictures and I hope that the boys who were looking in the window didn't have a camera phone. It was pretty shameful. I didn't know there was anyone around but I should have known better bc it was a school. When my ex started to go down on me, I stopped looking for my panties and thought it was a nice way to end things. I was laying back making my usual girl noises when I saw two boys walking towards Butch. I thought they would walk by but they stopped and looked in the back window. I totally didn't know what to do! I sort of froze and held his head over my vagina and tried to cover my chest at the same time. There was no time to find clothes or do anything else. The boys didn't leave until I yelled at them to get lost. By the time my ex figured out something was wrong, the coast was pretty much clear.
So thats the whole story and I am definitly NOT going to tell a mechanic or write to customer service or anything else about it. If the car farts when it rocks and its only the suspension then I can do without getting an experet opinion from Land Rover. Now that all of you know my embarassment, be warned not to park in a school parking lot at night and don't think you can have a little romance without the car rocking and farting at the same time! IT's going to attract attention too.
I think I'll let Butch do without any more craziness. She's got to get me to the mountains and back this weekend, so I better behave myself.
PS: One more thing. That loadspace mat (which I bought after reading about it here) is completely uncomfortable to lay on even if two blankets are on top of it. IT has square bumps that stick in your hips and back.
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I think this is the funniest part:
And btw to respond to Cat's not very funny comment, he's my ex boyfriend bc I caught him in bed with my roommate last year. Not because we didn't have a good time together if you know what I mean.
And btw to respond to Cat's not very funny comment, he's my ex boyfriend bc I caught him in bed with my roommate last year. Not because we didn't have a good time together if you know what I mean.
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