When you click on links to various merchants on this site and make a purchase, this can result in this site earning a commission. Affiliate programs and affiliations include, but are not limited to, the eBay Partner Network.
Help! I'm Being Pursued by a Relentless 16-Year-Old Cutie!
Off-topic TalkWhere overpaid, underworked S2000 owners waste the worst part of their days before the drive home. This forum is for general chit chat and discussions not covered by the other off-topic forums.
Help! I'm Being Pursued by a Relentless 16-Year-Old Cutie!
OK, she's my daughter.
She's in the marching band at high school.
They're having their annual magazine drive fund-raiser.
My subscription to Road & Track goes till June, 2007.
2007!
If you PM me with a request for a magazine subscription, maybe she'll let me live in peace. (That is, in as much peace as one with a wife, three kids (two of them teenagers), two horses, two dogs, two rabbits, and a guinea pig can get.)
I used to be a tromboner...I was in the jazz band, and we were required to march. it was fun for the most part, but marching in that damn uniform in 100*F 90% humidity was as far from fun that i can imagine.
University of Southern California Trojan Marching Band Trumpet Section Leaders '93 & '94.
TrojanHorse (left) and Eku (right).
I did 55+ games with hours of rehearsal before each one and survived. It is not so bad. The key is to be completely drunk and naked under the uniform. (Known as freeballing in USC vernacular). If you gut the interior of your jacket and line it with ice cold beers it keeps you cool and then you can drink them as a bonus! Of course this was all before the political correctness police ruined any sort of fun. Strictly milk and cookies these days for those sorry bastards.
Man I did Marching Band in High school, but i was a snare drummer in the drumline. Those things could get heavy, but not as heavy as some of the bass drums. We did these parades at like Disney World and our wool uniforms were killer down there in the heat and humidity of the south. They were more suited for the cold fall nights we would wear them back up here in Chicago...
I did Disney World too! I played Trumpet. We were in our woll uniforms, and I was completely sunburned from the day before at the water park.......what pain!!!!